What's the matter?

It's just a little crossover.

Foxes don't cheat.

Cheaters cheat.

New rule

New page

New thoughts.

Time to exorcise The Devil

Unresolved sexual tension my ass.

"Are you responsible for the hamster in my piano?"

"What does that even mean? Is that an expression?"

To do list:

Grow up.

Stop hiding.

God makes love to me in the rain

and

it did not rain tonight.

"I am not very attractive when I am this baked."

Sometimes I forget how real monsters are.