She really is impertinent, isn't she?

I have been diagnosed.

It was a little silly to pay a doctor to tell me what I already know.

This time I will be stronger.

It's too bad that he's too young to recognize a monster when he sees one.

Idea

Play the cups game with a jar of weed while singing Dave Matthews songs.

"We are Gollum," I rasp to myself as I clutch my toes and rock back and forth in the front seat of my car.  "We are in this together to the end."

Friends are our secret weapons for life.

What's the matter?

It's just a little crossover.

Foxes don't cheat.

Cheaters cheat.

New rule

New page

New thoughts.

Time to exorcise The Devil

Unresolved sexual tension my ass.

"Are you responsible for the hamster in my piano?"

"What does that even mean? Is that an expression?"

To do list:

Grow up.

Stop hiding.