My mother tried to set me up again today.

That poor, poor boy is so lucky I am not even a little interested.

What's this silly rush to get married, anyway?

Flashcards for Carter

I am going to make little laminated "What to do in certain emergencies" cards to go in the glove compartment of my future hypothetical daughter's car. Think about it. They would be so useful, wouldn't they? Especially when you are in an emergency and you freak out and then you remember you have a little manual to follow and you can calm down long enough to deal with the shit around you, right?

Idea:

Defensive Driving Class Porno

Adam

Your songs are a challenge to my soul:

To never let my art become stagnant,
To always be alive and growing,
Stretching to new and better things.

Challenge accepted.

I will be alive in an aura of purple.
I will accept love and joy and happiness
So that I can give them away again.

And we will be remembered.

I will finally

not be

                                       
                                            alone.